Pineapple Presents: Black Friday Car Deals We All Deserve!

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May 7, 2024
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Team Pineapple

It will end in tears… or will it? Laugh along with Pineapple as we reveal the excruciating expenses of owning a car – with a special focus on car insurance discounts!

Black Friday 2023 is on the horizon, promising unbeatable deals and discounts that even the most budget-conscious shoppers can't ignore. 

And while many revel in the discounted deals, car owners often find little to celebrate. 

Amid the frenzy of online deals and retail chaos, motorists are left to grapple with the relentless costs of car maintenance (spiralling petrol prices, steep car insurance premiums, you name it!).

Yet, hope is on the dashboard’s horizon. 

What if this year's Black Friday brought with it deals that even car enthusiasts could get excited about? Imagine a world where the discounts extend beyond the checkout line and into the world of vehicle expenses…

Join us as we explore the dream Black Friday car deals that could offer financial relief to every driver—deals that could turn the tide on the ever-rising costs of car ownership like petrol, insurance, and maintenance!

What is Black Friday?

Only the biggest, most popular shopping day on the calendar in any given year! Black Friday is the colloquial term for the Friday after Thanksgiving in the United States of America.

Known for kickstarting the festive shopping season, it's a day when retailers roll out some of their most attractive discounts and special offers, sparking a shopping frenzy that's become a global phenomenon.

Black Friday has expanded beyond the U.S. as consumers, eager to spend their income, often queue for hours before stores open to grab the best deals in person and online.

This year, it falls on the 24th of November, so mark your calendars!

Whether you're planning to brave the in-store crowds or prefer the click-and-buy convenience of online shopping, Black Friday is the ultimate opportunity to make significant purchases at a fraction of the cost.

A List of Black Friday Deals That Should Totally Be Discounted – Car Edition.

Let's face it, owning a car can sometimes feel like you're pouring money into a bottomless pit.

But what if Black Friday could offer a glimmer of hope?

Imagine a day when the price tags on all those car-related expenses get a little less daunting. 

Well, that’s exactly what we did by taking a light-hearted look at the costs of car ownership and how snagging a Black Friday deal, particularly on car insurance, could be the financial break your bank account has been crying out for.

Vehicular Victories: Discounted Car Deals 

Before you can even dive into the conversation of affordable Black Friday car deals, you first need to own a car.

The scary reality of South Africa’s motor industry is that it’s on a steady decline. 

Of the more than 60 million citizens in our country, in June of 2022, StatsSA reported that “less than one-third (29,8%) of South African households owned at least one vehicle in working condition.”

In 2023, there are about 12 million vehicles on South Africa’s roads, and only about 2.4 million are financed, and of those, roughly 3 million are insured. 

And while there are close to 24 million vehicle sales leads generated each year, the industry only sells approximately 530,000 new vehicles.

So, what’s a weary South African with dreams of sitting behind their own steering wheel supposed to do?

Visit WP Motors Cape Town, Thorp Subaru Cape Town, Claremont Volkswagen or Cars.co.za this Black Friday. 

Each of the above car dealerships and vehicle retail portal offers decent deductions this November 24th, meaning you may enjoy Black Friday car deals after all. 

From R10 000 cash back offers to “jaw-dropping deals you don’t want to miss”, there’s something for everyone.

Car Insurance: The Hero You Didn’t Know You Needed.

A 2022 Wesbank analysis shows the cost of owning, maintaining, and keeping a vehicle on the road in South Africa has increased by nearly 33% since 2018.

Sadly, the same can be said about car insurance. 

Car insurance is calculated based on various factors like the car's make, model, age and value, the driver’s age, gender, driving record and location.

By the way, did you know insurance providers aren’t allowed to incentivise you to buy their insurance policies?

Yeah, there’s an official law and everything that states:

Prohibition on inducements

44.

(1) Unless done in accordance with the rules prescribed under section 55, no person shall provide, or offer to provide, directly or indirectly, any valuable consideration as an inducement to a person to enter into, continue, vary or cancel a short-term policy.

(2) Subsection (1) shall not apply in the case of a short-term reinsurance policy unless and to the  extent that the Authority so determines by notice in the Gazette.”

Anyway, the ever-rising cost of car insurance makes it increasingly difficult for South Africans to afford, with as little as 30% of all vehicles in the country having crucial service.

So, what would a Black Friday car insurance deal look like in South Africa?

Well, Pineapple never needs an excuse to dish out red-hot car insurance deals! Our monthly comprehensive insurance premiums are affordable all year round.

Just ask Thato Phiri, a 32-year-old Music teacher from Pretoria East, who only pays *R810.78 monthly to insure his 2021 Haval Jolion 1.5T Super Luxury.

If not him, then 28-year-old Capetonian Mary Walker, an Environmental Consultant by profession, can also attest to Pineapple’s cheap premiums. Mary pays a low *R644.98 per month for her snazzy Suzuki Swift.

Lastly, it’s wise to listen to your elders; wiser still if it’s Rudie van Rooyen. The 65-year-old grandfather of three insures his Ford Ranger for just *R924.13 per month.

You might think, “This is too good to be true.” 

It isn’t; it’s simply Pineapple.

Get a quote by clicking here and witnessing budget-friendly insurance today. 

*Premiums are risk profile dependent. 

Fuel for Thought: Petrol Prices Must Fall.

The only thing rising faster than our frustration and collective blood pressure at the sight of fuel prices is, well, the fuel prices themselves.

There’s a bit of relief for motorists as petrol prices showed a slight decrease between the period of October to November 2023 due to the average international product prices for petrol, diesel, and illuminating paraffin decreasing during the period under review.

BusinessTech reported that “petrol prices will be cut by R1.78 per litre, and diesel will go down by between 82 and 85 cents a litre”.

But what if Black Friday could offer us more?

Picture discounted petrol cards, price cuts at the pump, or even cashback offers on your fuel spend—now that's the kind of deal that could make a car owner's heart race for the right reasons!

Sadly, this is not Pineapple’s area of expertise… yet.

Treading Boldly into Tyres Deals. 

Those tyres that come with your sweet ride? They’re pretty costly.

According to a News24 article dated April 2022, unknown brands go for around R1 100 per tyre, while popular names like Bridgestone and Michelin will set you back around R2 200 per tyre.

And with pothole-riddled roads like those found all over South Africa, even the simplest drive turns into an extreme sport.

So, imagine a Black Friday with affordable tyre deals that’ll have your wallet breathing a huge sigh of relief. This would be the day when the wheel of fortune spins in our favour.

Black Friday tyre deals should go something like “Buy 4, Get MORE!” or “4 Tyres for R4”. 

Besides, with the Springboks becoming the first and only 4 time Rugby World Champions, it’s pretty clear the number four is South Africa’s lucky number.

Car Maintenance Plans (a.k.a Car Service): Allies in the Trenches of Car Care.

Servicing your vehicle varies greatly depending on factors like the type of plan, the make and model of the car, the age, and the coverage level you choose. This disclaimer is to let you know that we don’t have the actual costs or prices.

But, regardless of which car you own, there’s one thing all motorists have in common: each service appointment can feel like a relentless drain on your finances.

Maintaining your car’s quality often feels like the forces of wear and tear are constantly at odds with your quest for savings. And each visit to the mechanic makes your hard-earned cash disappear in a puff of smoke.

But car service centres have the opportunity to do the funniest thing this Black Friday; make their service and maintenance plans extremely affordable. 

We don’t know of any motorist who would object to paying R200 for a full and comprehensive service, do you?

Conclusion

Owning a car can be a bit like being in a blockbuster action movie: it's thrilling, involves high-speed chases (for that last parking spot), and can burn through your cash faster than a Bugatti Chiron Pur Sport guzzles petrol.

This Black Friday,  no one needs inexpensive deals more than South African motorists.

While most of these deals may not exist, we can't help but daydream about a world where they do. Where car insurance deals are as common as half-price TVs, where the price of petrol drops faster than the latest iPhone, and where tyres go on sale with the same fanfare as the newest Air Jordan sneakers.

But alas, reality is not that kind. 

Still, let's keep our fingers crossed that one day, the retail gods will smile upon car owners with Black Friday deals that make the cost of car ownership just a little bit lighter.

We'll continue to keep our eyes peeled for any semblance of savings and our hopes high.

And until that day comes, Pineapple will continue to lead the charge with car insurance deals that feel like a Black Friday bargain!

See for yourself by getting a quote from one of the most affordable insurance providers in the country. One that offers premiums for as little as R19-ish per day! Click HERE for your personalised, comprehensive car insurance quote now.

Pineapple (FSP 48650) is underwritten by Old Mutual Alternative Risk Transfer Insure Limited, a licensed Non-Life Insurer and authorised FSP. T&Cs apply. Premium is risk profile dependent.

Please Note: The information provided above is for informational purposes only; you should not construe any such information as legal or financial advice.

Team Pineapple

Team Pineapple comprises our company’s top talents, who are dedicated to creating clear, high-quality content on essential vehicle insurance topics. This diverse group, including actuaries, accountants, data scientists, and insurance professionals across South Africa, collaborates to produce enlightening and empowering articles.

Each piece is thoroughly researched, factually accurate, and rigorously reviewed to ensure quality.

*We say they’re the finest because we want them to keep writing for us!

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Please Note: The information provided above is for informational purposes only; you should not construe any such information as legal or financial advice.

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